Sweet Charity Pimpage/Stick Figure Orgy

OH HAI GUYZ.



I am whoring myself out for Sweet Charity, a fandom auction raising money for RAINN. No, not that actor from The Office - the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network.

The Goods

So here's what I'm offering. For each of the top three bidders, I will write an epic fic (10,000+ words) featuring any characters or pairings - gen, het, slash, whatever tickles your insides. Get that? Any characters or pairings. Ten thousand words. Really been hankering for some happy flirty Haitian/Sandra? Now's the time to ask. Want to see HRG bang Hiro, and not over the head? This is your chance. Want to see a Doyle-centric fic? No really, do you? Bid. Have a prompt that didn't get fulfilled at the latest kink meme? Show me the money.

I will write your fic to whatever specifications you so desire - vague prompts or detailed prompts or no prompts at all is fine by me. I will fucking illustrate it if you want me to. ( Seriously, check out my madskillz. )

Other Important Stuff

I have very few limits when it comes to kink or explicit violence or whatnot, but I also don't have a whole lot of experience writing certain things, so please PM or email me if you have specific questions!

I am offering these fics mostly for Heroes, because that's really the only fandom I participate in, but if you have another show/book/movie/80's-cartoon in mind, if I'm familiar with it I can probably write for it (this goes especially for Veronica Mars or Firefly).

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSOVERS.

Can't Sell Myself Short

Check out my fic masterlist* for a few examples of what I've written. I've been told by my ridiculously good-looking friends that I'm pretty handy at characterization and odd pairings, but I'm still able to keep things believable. I like writing in pretty much all genres, so don't feel bad asking for something really angsty/lulzy/romance-in-my-pants/anything.

ONE FINAL NOTE: The auction starts tomorrow, March 28th, and is open until March 31st. Make sure you check out what everyone's offering - there's a variety of fandoms, fic, graphics, and cozy hats up for grabs!

A SECOND EVEN MORE FINAL NOTE: The minimum bid to make me your fic slave is $1.46. For one-third the cost of a Big Mac, all this could be yours.**

*Could use some updating. I'll work on that.
**Imagine I just used a broad sweeping gesture right there. Thanks.

In the meme-time...

Firstly: People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blog and replace any question that they dislike with a new, original question. Secondly: Tag eight people. Don't refuse to do that. Don't tag who tagged you.

( Memeages. )

Tagging: sellthelie, catyuy, acinogan faded_facade, superkappa, ashesfor_trees, candlewaxdreams and killbot.

Another meme I saw pop up that I never got around to posting:

( The one where you answer the questions with song titles from the same artist. Let's see if anyone can guess who I used... )

Because I haven't posted enough yet today...

Did you know that one time a fic for Sweet Charity sold for OVER $600? And that several more have gone for hundreds of dollars?

Y'all better not be so expensive. I'm not made of money, and Bob Bishop isn't gonna help me out.