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cruiscin_lan) wrote2009-03-27 09:41 am
cruiscin_lan) wrote2009-03-27 09:41 am
Sweet Charity Pimpage/Stick Figure Orgy
OH HAI GUYZ.
I am whoring myself out for Sweet Charity, a fandom auction raising money for RAINN. No, not that actor from The Office - the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network.
So here's what I'm offering. For each of the top three bidders, I will write an epic fic (10,000+ words) featuring any characters or pairings - gen, het, slash, whatever tickles your insides. Get that? Any characters or pairings. Ten thousand words. Really been hankering for some happy flirty Haitian/Sandra? Now's the time to ask. Want to see HRG bang Hiro, and not over the head? This is your chance. Want to see a Doyle-centric fic? No really, do you? Bid. Have a prompt that didn't get fulfilled at the latest kink meme? Show me the money.
I will write your fic to whatever specifications you so desire - vague prompts or detailed prompts or no prompts at all is fine by me. I will fucking illustrate it if you want me to.
Okay, well... that's not what I meant. That's a stick-figure orgy. My bad.
This is more along the lines of those "madskillz" I was referring to.
I have very few limits when it comes to kink or explicit violence or whatnot, but I also don't have a whole lot of experience writing certain things, so please PM or email me if you have specific questions!
I am offering these fics mostly for Heroes, because that's really the only fandom I participate in, but if you have another show/book/movie/80's-cartoon in mind, if I'm familiar with it I can probably write for it (this goes especially for Veronica Mars or Firefly).
ASK ME ABOUT CROSSOVERS.
Check out my fic masterlist* for a few examples of what I've written. I've been told by my ridiculously good-looking friends that I'm pretty handy at characterization and odd pairings, but I'm still able to keep things believable. I like writing in pretty much all genres, so don't feel bad asking for something really angsty/lulzy/romance-in-my-pants/anything.
ONE FINAL NOTE: The auction starts tomorrow, March 28th, and is open until March 31st. Make sure you check out what everyone's offering - there's a variety of fandoms, fic, graphics, and cozy hats up for grabs!
A SECOND EVEN MORE FINAL NOTE: The minimum bid to make me your fic slave is $1.46. For one-third the cost of a Big Mac, all this could be yours.**
*Could use some updating. I'll work on that.
**Imagine I just used a broad sweeping gesture right there. Thanks.
I am whoring myself out for Sweet Charity, a fandom auction raising money for RAINN. No, not that actor from The Office - the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network.
The Goods
So here's what I'm offering. For each of the top three bidders, I will write an epic fic (10,000+ words) featuring any characters or pairings - gen, het, slash, whatever tickles your insides. Get that? Any characters or pairings. Ten thousand words. Really been hankering for some happy flirty Haitian/Sandra? Now's the time to ask. Want to see HRG bang Hiro, and not over the head? This is your chance. Want to see a Doyle-centric fic? No really, do you? Bid. Have a prompt that didn't get fulfilled at the latest kink meme? Show me the money.
I will write your fic to whatever specifications you so desire - vague prompts or detailed prompts or no prompts at all is fine by me. I will fucking illustrate it if you want me to.
Okay, well... that's not what I meant. That's a stick-figure orgy. My bad.
This is more along the lines of those "madskillz" I was referring to.
Other Important Stuff
I have very few limits when it comes to kink or explicit violence or whatnot, but I also don't have a whole lot of experience writing certain things, so please PM or email me if you have specific questions!
I am offering these fics mostly for Heroes, because that's really the only fandom I participate in, but if you have another show/book/movie/80's-cartoon in mind, if I'm familiar with it I can probably write for it (this goes especially for Veronica Mars or Firefly).
ASK ME ABOUT CROSSOVERS.
Can't Sell Myself Short
Check out my fic masterlist* for a few examples of what I've written. I've been told by my ridiculously good-looking friends that I'm pretty handy at characterization and odd pairings, but I'm still able to keep things believable. I like writing in pretty much all genres, so don't feel bad asking for something really angsty/lulzy/romance-in-my-pants/anything.
ONE FINAL NOTE: The auction starts tomorrow, March 28th, and is open until March 31st. Make sure you check out what everyone's offering - there's a variety of fandoms, fic, graphics, and cozy hats up for grabs!
A SECOND EVEN MORE FINAL NOTE: The minimum bid to make me your fic slave is $1.46. For one-third the cost of a Big Mac, all this could be yours.**
*Could use some updating. I'll work on that.
**Imagine I just used a broad sweeping gesture right there. Thanks.