Sweet Charity Pimpage/Stick Figure Orgy

[cruiscin_lan]

OH HAI GUYZ.



I am whoring myself out for Sweet Charity, a fandom auction raising money for RAINN. No, not that actor from The Office - the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network.

The Goods

So here's what I'm offering. For each of the top three bidders, I will write an epic fic (10,000+ words) featuring any characters or pairings - gen, het, slash, whatever tickles your insides. Get that? Any characters or pairings. Ten thousand words. Really been hankering for some happy flirty Haitian/Sandra? Now's the time to ask. Want to see HRG bang Hiro, and not over the head? This is your chance. Want to see a Doyle-centric fic? No really, do you? Bid. Have a prompt that didn't get fulfilled at the latest kink meme? Show me the money.

I will write your fic to whatever specifications you so desire - vague prompts or detailed prompts or no prompts at all is fine by me. I will fucking illustrate it if you want me to.



Okay, well... that's not what I meant. That's a stick-figure orgy. My bad.



This is more along the lines of those "madskillz" I was referring to.

Other Important Stuff

I have very few limits when it comes to kink or explicit violence or whatnot, but I also don't have a whole lot of experience writing certain things, so please PM or email me if you have specific questions!

I am offering these fics mostly for Heroes, because that's really the only fandom I participate in, but if you have another show/book/movie/80's-cartoon in mind, if I'm familiar with it I can probably write for it (this goes especially for Veronica Mars or Firefly).

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSOVERS.

Can't Sell Myself Short

Check out my fic masterlist* for a few examples of what I've written. I've been told by my ridiculously good-looking friends that I'm pretty handy at characterization and odd pairings, but I'm still able to keep things believable. I like writing in pretty much all genres, so don't feel bad asking for something really angsty/lulzy/romance-in-my-pants/anything.

ONE FINAL NOTE: The auction starts tomorrow, March 28th, and is open until March 31st. Make sure you check out what everyone's offering - there's a variety of fandoms, fic, graphics, and cozy hats up for grabs!

A SECOND EVEN MORE FINAL NOTE: The minimum bid to make me your fic slave is $1.46. For one-third the cost of a Big Mac, all this could be yours.**

*Could use some updating. I'll work on that.
**Imagine I just used a broad sweeping gesture right there. Thanks.

Comments

[perdiccas.livejournal.com]

Whore!!

That stick figure orgy makes me happy in my pants. And OMG! Elle & Sylar! SO cute! <3

I'm gonna own your ass. Mwahahaha!

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

I like how in the stick figure orgy, some stick figures don't look like they're having such a good time.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Man, I so wish I could afford to bid, I would make you write the epic Company Founders fic I have always wanted to read. xD

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

If it has an awesomely bad 70s-era soundtrack, I'll do it for free.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll start putting the soundtrack together now. >.>

[aurilly.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to think of different prompts for specific people. I've decided that if I can't think of a specific thing I want EACH person to do, there's no point in bidding. It's the only way to control myself.

*stress*

Hmmm, there is nothing I like better than a crossover, but you don't watch Lost and I don't think you watched Alias, and I can't think of what else I want crossed over with. :/

Any ideas? You know who I like in Heroes.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

I actually saw Alias while perusing the DVD section of the library yesterday. And I used to watch Lost - at least until the second season. I might be able to catch up if you wanted me too! ;)

[aurilly.livejournal.com]

OOOOHHHHH!!!!! Hm. Interesting.

With Alias, you only need to watch the first two seasons. And Lost... that's a big thing to catch up on. I will think about it. Thanks for letting me know! :)

[faded-facade.livejournal.com]

I love how in the stick figure orgy that some stick figures don't even have bodies! I wonder how pleasurable it really can be for them.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

You know it's a really rough orgy when people start losing their heads.

[yetanothermask.livejournal.com]

I'm almost tempted to bid just to see what sort of insanity I could force you to write. ;)