I think I might have no convictions.

Title: Five Times Finn Accidentally Came On Someone's Face and One Time He Did It On Purpose
Characters: Finn/Rachel, Finn/Quinn, Finn/Puck, Finn/Santana, Finn/Kurt, Finn/Brittany
Word Count: ~1700
Rating: R for sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for all aired episodes, slightly AU in certain scenes.
Summary: "THIS IS BOTH EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME" - zinnydark. It's pretty much exactly what it says in the title.
A/N: Thanks to zinnydark, une_fille, and scornedsaint, and becca_radcgg for their invaluable help.

( keywords are embarrassing and awesome, remember )

Title: There is a Balm
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Quinn/Rachel (slashgen)
Spoilers/Warnings: No spoilers, contains mature themes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or any of its characters.
Summary: After a devastating civil war, a new republic is formed within the borders of what used to be the United States. In this new theocracy, Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry are reunited under strange circumstances.  Based on the universe in Margaret Atwoods' The Handmaid's Tale, although it's not required reading for this fic.
A/N: Originally written for the gleefics exchange. Thanks to kathrynthegr8 and becca_radgg for the beta!
 
( She hates wearing red. )

Title: Diary
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: 1400
Rating: G
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Ballads" to be safe.
Summary: Puck comes over for more help with Glee stuff, and Rachel records the visit in her diary for posterity.
A/N: Written for psychme, who won me in the help_haiti fandom auction.

( It's good practice for when I'll need to fend off the many suitors that I will acquire as a young starlet. )

Title: Loves Her For
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: ~1000
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Summary: I fell in love with you, no matter what you say / But you were right about the reasons. Established sort-of relationship.
A/N: Written for _takemeaway_, who won me in the help_haiti fandom auction.

( He loves her for her ass. )

Title: At First
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: 1237
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Sectionals."
Summary: ...for some reason he still watches the tempting sway of her skirt when she flounces out of the music room in a huff, and she unconsciously sits beside him when she returns.
A/N: Written for psychme, who won me in the help_haiti fandom auction. Also big ups to cameroncrazed, beta extraordinaire.

( For a few brief measures, at least, they're perfectly in sync. )

Title: Thanks for the Pamphlet, Miss Pillsbury
Characters: Puck/Rachel, Finn/Quinn (and a little Finn/Rachel and Puck/Quinn)
Word Count: 3500
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through episode 1.13, "Sectionals," to be on the safe side.
Summary: Finn opens up to the guidance counselor about everything going on in his life - including his relationship with Quinn, what he thinks about Puck and Rachel together, and spontaneous ketchup allergies.
A/N: This started out as a prompt for the help_haiti fandom auction, but it got out of hand and turned out much, much differently than it was supposed to. I'm still up for grabs at the auction, though, so check it out. If you donate to a good cause, I'll write you a fic, simple as that!

( So yeah, I told her that I thought Puck was a bad kind of dude. And then I told Puck if I ever caught him checking her out again, I was going to kick his balls in. )

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Six
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1768 this chapter
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up," diverges from canon from there.
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta beta beta beta rockin' everywhere is the fantabulous cameroncrazed.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five

( Chapter Six starts in five, three... four... )

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Five
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1980 this part
Rating: PG, some strong language this part
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up," diverges from canon from there.
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta'ed once again by the ridiculously good-looking cameroncrazed.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four

( Chapter Five starts in five, three... four... )

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Three
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1976
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: This will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway. Also, mad props to my beta cameroncrazed, who I force to read eighty drafts of each chapter and still she puts up with me.

Chapter One
Chapter Two

( Chapter Three begins in five, three... four... )

Title: Step Ball Change (Chapter One)
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1453
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta'ed by the kickass cameroncrazed. This story will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway.

( Five, three... four... )