I think I might have no convictions.

Title: Five Times Finn Accidentally Came On Someone's Face and One Time He Did It On Purpose
Characters: Finn/Rachel, Finn/Quinn, Finn/Puck, Finn/Santana, Finn/Kurt, Finn/Brittany
Word Count: ~1700
Rating: R for sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for all aired episodes, slightly AU in certain scenes.
Summary: "THIS IS BOTH EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME" - zinnydark. It's pretty much exactly what it says in the title.
A/N: Thanks to zinnydark, une_fille, and scornedsaint, and becca_radcgg for their invaluable help.

( keywords are embarrassing and awesome, remember )

Title: Red Sun No. 5
Characters: Finn/Quinn
Word Count: ~700
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Summary: Prompt: "after Quinn finds out she's pregnant she has unprotected sex with Finn so she can pass the baby off as his."
A/N: Written for a prompt at the glee_angst_meme. The title is from a song by Owen Pallett.

( It took more to convince him than she had anticipated. )

Title: Thanks for the Pamphlet, Miss Pillsbury
Characters: Puck/Rachel, Finn/Quinn (and a little Finn/Rachel and Puck/Quinn)
Word Count: 3500
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through episode 1.13, "Sectionals," to be on the safe side.
Summary: Finn opens up to the guidance counselor about everything going on in his life - including his relationship with Quinn, what he thinks about Puck and Rachel together, and spontaneous ketchup allergies.
A/N: This started out as a prompt for the help_haiti fandom auction, but it got out of hand and turned out much, much differently than it was supposed to. I'm still up for grabs at the auction, though, so check it out. If you donate to a good cause, I'll write you a fic, simple as that!

( So yeah, I told her that I thought Puck was a bad kind of dude. And then I told Puck if I ever caught him checking her out again, I was going to kick his balls in. )

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Six
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1768 this chapter
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up," diverges from canon from there.
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta beta beta beta rockin' everywhere is the fantabulous cameroncrazed.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five

( Chapter Six starts in five, three... four... )

Title: Mail Fail
Characters: Finn/Brittany
Rating: R for language and sexual situation
Word Count: 653
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: This is crack.
Summary: Finn and Brittany have awkward accidental sex.
A/N: Written for the prompt "Finn/Brittany; they end up having sex without actually really knowing what they're doing" for the glee_kink meme.

( Can it be called a 'pocket rocket' if you're not wearing pants? )

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Two
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1733 this chapter
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: This will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway. Beta'ed by the continually fabulous cameroncrazed.

Step Ball Change, Chapter One

( Chapter two starts in five, three... four... )