I think I might have no convictions.

Still not getting comment notifications, but I AM GETTING MY JOB BACK HOPEFULLY. They called and asked if I would be available in January. They'll let me know at the end of the week where I fit into the schedule. Guess I'm too good to let go for very long. Pa-chow!*

In other news, I'm almost all caught up on Heroes now. Just one episode behind! ( Cut for spoilery thoughts, if anyone else was behind )

The fall finale of Glee is on tonight. There won't be a new episode until we're all dead of old age, apparently, judging by fandom's reaction.

Okay, so, here's that fake-memory meme everyone's been doing lately:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Let's fake-remember all the fake-good times together.

*I don't know. I felt like I needed a sound effect there or something.

I just posted a small rant on fanficrants about a fic that uses the line "I entered the world from the uterus of my surrogate mother." The first commenter obviously references Twilight, although the fic I was quoting from was for Glee.

And now for some reason, though I never even finished the first Twilight book, my mind starts making these random connections. Puck is Edward and Quinn is Bella and that makes Finn Jacob, and that means Drizzle... OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP THIS IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS