I think I might have no convictions.

<center><table border=2 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=2> <tr> <td>1.</td><td>Two characters go out on a rowboat and one of them packed sandwiches and they're egg salad sandwiches but the other one doesn't even like egg salad. Also, they feed their crusts to the ducks.</td> <td>2.</td><td>Two words: three horns.</td> <td>3.</td><td>Your main character is dressed in drag. What exactly are they wearing, and why?</td> </tr><tr> <td>4.</td><td>Write whatever the hell you want, but include the words "prodigious" and "tintinnabulation" in your story.</td> <td>5.</td><td>"What we did... it doesn't count as sex. Right?"</td> <td>6.</td><td> One of your characters got a new haircut, and it looks awful. How does everyone else react?</td> </tr><tr> <td>7.</td><td>What are your feelings about clowns? Include several clowns in a story. Why are there so many clowns? Are they all at the same place at the same time? Bonus: Make one of the clowns John Wayne Gacy. </td> <td>8.</td><td>Write a story based on your favorite lasagna recipe.</td> <td>9.</td><td>"It's about time we made good on the promise we made to each other in Juneau."</td> </tr><tr> <td>10.</td><td>What happens when your main character encounters a baby animal? And what kind of baby animal is it? I hope it's an elephant. Baby elephants are so cute.</td> <td>11.</td><td>Chlamydia? (note: the question mark is essential)</td> <td>12.</td><td>This story takes place in a forest. Put some trees in there, add some dirt. Maybe throw some birds and shit in there, too.</td> </tr><tr> <td>13.</td><td>Your two main characters are arguing in a restaurant. What did each of them order? Did they stay for dessert? Write the story from the point of view of their busboy.</td> <td>14.</td><td>Writer's choice.</td> <td>15.</td><td>Flist's choice. I hope your friends are all sadistic bastards.</td> </tr></table><br></center>