I think I might have no convictions.

Title: Thanks for the Pamphlet, Miss Pillsbury
Characters: Puck/Rachel, Finn/Quinn (and a little Finn/Rachel and Puck/Quinn)
Word Count: 3500
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through episode 1.13, "Sectionals," to be on the safe side.
Summary: Finn opens up to the guidance counselor about everything going on in his life - including his relationship with Quinn, what he thinks about Puck and Rachel together, and spontaneous ketchup allergies.
A/N: This started out as a prompt for the help_haiti fandom auction, but it got out of hand and turned out much, much differently than it was supposed to. I'm still up for grabs at the auction, though, so check it out. If you donate to a good cause, I'll write you a fic, simple as that!

( So yeah, I told her that I thought Puck was a bad kind of dude. And then I told Puck if I ever caught him checking her out again, I was going to kick his balls in. )

Title: Returns, Refunds, and Exchanges
Characters: Howard Bamboo/Santana Lopez
Word Count: 1034
Rating: R for sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Santana is underage.
Summary: Howard Bamboo is working the customer service counter when Santana Lopez wants to make a return, leading to a much sexier transaction.
A/N: Written for a prompt at the glee_kink_meme.

( You're new at this, aren't you? )

Title: Yes We Cane
Characters: Sue Sylvester/Sarah Palin
Word Count: 585
Rating: PG-13 for spanking
Disclaimer: I don't own Sue Sylvester or Sarah Palin, and if I did that would be weird.
Spoilers/Warnings: No spoilers, but this is total crack.
Summary: Sue Sylvester has a history with a new Sue's Corner fan.
A/N: Originally written for a glee_kink_meme prompt, and then reworked a little to fill a Ridiculously Specific prompt, too.

( She shows up, unexpected... )

Title: Sure Thing, Mr. Schue
Author: cruiscin_lan
Characters: Quinn and Will Schuester
Word Count: ~5000
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Hairography," to be on the safe side.
Summary: When Quinn has no one else to turn to, Mr. Schuester is there for her.
A/N: Written for a glee_kink prompt. Thanks to risti for for putting up with all my jibba-jabba about bears, and cameroncrazed for knowing a thing or two about western Ohio grocery stores.

( When the secret comes out, you feel like the whole world hates you. )

Title: Feel What Love Is
Author: cruiscin_lan
Characters: Brittany/Tina
Word Count: 1056
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: No real spoilers, contains oral sex.
Summary: Brittany and Tina are paired together to work on their ballads.
A/N: Written for a glee_kink prompt. Thoughtfully beta'ed by superkappa.

( I wanna feel what love is... I want you to show me... )

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Five
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1980 this part
Rating: PG, some strong language this part
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up," diverges from canon from there.
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta'ed once again by the ridiculously good-looking cameroncrazed.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four

( Chapter Five starts in five, three... four... )

Title: Berry for Breakfast
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: 514
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Summary: Rachel Berry wakes up to a surprise visitor in her bed...
A/N: Written for a prompt at comment_fic.

( Breakfast of champions! )

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Three
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1976
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: This will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway. Also, mad props to my beta cameroncrazed, who I force to read eighty drafts of each chapter and still she puts up with me.

Chapter One
Chapter Two

( Chapter Three begins in five, three... four... )

Title: Step Ball Change (Chapter One)
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1453
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta'ed by the kickass cameroncrazed. This story will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway.

( Five, three... four... )

Title: Leave the Light On For Me
Characters: Veronica/Logan, Wallace, Duncan, the Casablancas brothers
Rating: Hard R for sex and partial nudity, mentions of rape and murder
Word Count: ~10k
Disclaimer: I don't own any aspect of Veronica Mars or its characters
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers only for first season and preseason. Contains sex and mentions of rape and murder.
Summary: This AU addresses how Veronica and Logan might have stuck together and supported one another after Lilly's death.
A/N: I'm going to attempt a sequel to this, so any feedback that anyone has is greatly appreciated. Beta beta beta beta rockin' everywhere is dragynflies, so send mad props in her direction.

( A perfect day to be duct-taped to the flagpole... )