FIC: This Way to the Egress

Title: This Way to the Egress
Characters: Sue Sylvester/Howard Bamboo
Word Count: ~1100
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Vitamin D made them do it. Spoilers up to "Vitamin D," appropriately.
Summary: Sue's interested in the Howard's wares, and we're not talking sheets 'n things.
A/N: Written for faded_facade, who won me in the help_haiti fandom auction.

( One time I brought cake. It was thumb cake. )

Fic: Last Season

Title: Last Season
Characters: Puck/Kurt (preslash)
Word Count: ~2100
Rating: PG-13, mostly for language
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all profits would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for all aired episodes.
Summary: Puck's a jerk, but he's a sorry jerk at least.
A/N: Written for eldee, who won me in the help_haiti fandom auction.

( The pee balloons are Karofsky's idea. )