cruiscin_lan: (and then they did it in a totally nsfw w)
2010-05-29 10:53 pm

Fic: Five Times Finn Accidentally Came On Someone's Face and One Time He Did It On Purpose

Title: Five Times Finn Accidentally Came On Someone's Face and One Time He Did It On Purpose
Characters: Finn/Rachel, Finn/Quinn, Finn/Puck, Finn/Santana, Finn/Kurt, Finn/Brittany
Word Count: ~1700
Rating: R for sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for all aired episodes, slightly AU in certain scenes.
Summary: "THIS IS BOTH EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME" - [livejournal.com profile] zinnydark. It's pretty much exactly what it says in the title.
A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] zinnydark, [livejournal.com profile] une_fille, and [livejournal.com profile] scornedsaint, and [livejournal.com profile] becca_radcgg for their invaluable help.

keywords are embarrassing and awesome, remember )
cruiscin_lan: (also angels)
2010-02-07 08:44 am

FIC: Diary

Title: Diary
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: 1400
Rating: G
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Ballads" to be safe.
Summary: Puck comes over for more help with Glee stuff, and Rachel records the visit in her diary for posterity.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] psychme, who won me in the [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti fandom auction.

It's good practice for when I'll need to fend off the many suitors that I will acquire as a young starlet. )
cruiscin_lan: (roll call)
2010-01-28 03:42 pm

FIC: Loves Her For

Title: Loves Her For
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: ~1000
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Summary: I fell in love with you, no matter what you say / But you were right about the reasons. Established sort-of relationship.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] _takemeaway_, who won me in the [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti fandom auction.

He loves her for her ass. )
cruiscin_lan: (did you know you could just borrow books)
2010-01-26 10:08 pm

FIC: Another Soft Song

Title: Another Soft Song
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: ~4000
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Sectionals;" highlight for warnings: sex, non-graphic miscarriage, strong language
Summary: Future!fic. Puck and Rachel are having trouble with their marriage.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] psychme, who won me in the [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti fandom auction.

The words are inaudible, but it's nice to have the noise. )
cruiscin_lan: (slushied myself for you)
2010-01-23 07:35 pm

Fic: Last Season

Title: Last Season
Characters: Puck/Kurt (preslash)
Word Count: ~2100
Rating: PG-13, mostly for language
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all profits would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for all aired episodes.
Summary: Puck's a jerk, but he's a sorry jerk at least.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] eldee, who won me in the [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti fandom auction.

The pee balloons are Karofsky's idea. )
cruiscin_lan: (throw food)
2010-01-21 10:12 am

FIC: At First

Title: At First
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: 1237
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Sectionals."
Summary: ...for some reason he still watches the tempting sway of her skirt when she flounces out of the music room in a huff, and she unconsciously sits beside him when she returns.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] psychme, who won me in the [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti fandom auction. Also big ups to [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed, beta extraordinaire.

For a few brief measures, at least, they're perfectly in sync. )
cruiscin_lan: (watch for plot)
2010-01-18 11:59 pm

FIC: Hypothesis

Title: Hypothesis
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: ~1250
Rating: R for swearing and possible sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Let's say spoilers for all aired episodes, to be safe.
Summary: In theory, they don't work. In practice, they don't work. That doesn't stop them from testing the hypothesis from time to time.
A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] superkappa, who won me in the [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti fandom auction. If you want to bid on me, I'm still available - check out my post here for more details!

Even though all previous experiments have yielded negative results, they can test the possibility of being together all over again. )
cruiscin_lan: (it's like somebody slipped something int)
2010-01-16 02:29 pm

FIC: Thanks for the Pamphlet, Miss Pillsbury

Title: Thanks for the Pamphlet, Miss Pillsbury
Characters: Puck/Rachel, Finn/Quinn (and a little Finn/Rachel and Puck/Quinn)
Word Count: 3500
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go towards the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers through episode 1.13, "Sectionals," to be on the safe side.
Summary: Finn opens up to the guidance counselor about everything going on in his life - including his relationship with Quinn, what he thinks about Puck and Rachel together, and spontaneous ketchup allergies.
A/N: This started out as a prompt for the [livejournal.com profile] help_haiti fandom auction, but it got out of hand and turned out much, much differently than it was supposed to. I'm still up for grabs at the auction, though, so check it out. If you donate to a good cause, I'll write you a fic, simple as that!

So yeah, I told her that I thought Puck was a bad kind of dude. And then I told Puck if I ever caught him checking her out again, I was going to kick his balls in. )
cruiscin_lan: (must be wednesday)
2009-12-23 12:17 pm

FIC: Step Ball Change, Chapter Seven

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Seven
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1646
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up," diverges from canon from there.
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Sorry for the long wait between chapters this time. I thought I'd wait until the hiatus to resume working on this. Thanks again to [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed for the beta!

One | Two | Three | Four | Five | Six

Chapter Seven starts in five, three... four... )
cruiscin_lan: (ballad a male duck)
2009-11-22 06:47 pm

Fic: Step Ball Change, Chapter Six

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Six
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1768 this chapter
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up," diverges from canon from there.
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta beta beta beta rockin' everywhere is the fantabulous [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five

Chapter Six starts in five, three... four... )
cruiscin_lan: (Default)
2009-11-18 09:04 am

FIC: Step Ball Change, Chapter Five

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Five
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1980 this part
Rating: PG, some strong language this part
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up," diverges from canon from there.
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta'ed once again by the ridiculously good-looking [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed.

Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four

Chapter Five starts in five, three... four... )
cruiscin_lan: (also angels)
2009-11-15 12:08 pm

FIC: Berry for Breakfast

Title: Berry for Breakfast
Characters: Puck/Rachel
Word Count: 514
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: None.
Summary: Rachel Berry wakes up to a surprise visitor in her bed...
A/N: Written for a prompt at [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic.

Breakfast of champions! )
cruiscin_lan: (kitty cat)
2009-11-09 09:32 pm

FIC: Step Ball Change, Chapter Three

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Three
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1976
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: This will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway. Also, mad props to my beta [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed, who I force to read eighty drafts of each chapter and still she puts up with me.

Chapter One
Chapter Two

Chapter Three begins in five, three... four... )
cruiscin_lan: (Default)
2009-11-08 02:56 pm

FIC: Step Ball Change, Chapter Two

Title: Step Ball Change, Chapter Two
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1733 this chapter
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: This will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway. Beta'ed by the continually fabulous [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed.

Step Ball Change, Chapter One

Chapter two starts in five, three... four... )
cruiscin_lan: (dear journal)
2009-11-07 03:37 pm

FIC: Step Ball Change, Chapter One

Title: Step Ball Change (Chapter One)
Characters: Love quadrangle Rachel/Puck/Finn/Quinn, with Brittany and ensemble
Word Count: 1453
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers up to "Mash-Up."
Summary: Rachel, Puck, Finn, and Quinn try to sort out their relationships with one another, while Brittany tries to make new friends in glee club.
A/N: Beta'ed by the kickass [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed. This story will probably be AU from the next episode onward, but here it goes anyway.

Five, three... four... )
cruiscin_lan: (we're planning on smacking them down lik)
2009-10-26 03:22 pm

FIC: Just One

Title: Just One
Characters: Puck/Quinn
Rating: PG-13 for language and implied sexual situations
Word Count: ~2,500
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for "Preggers," but takes place previous to that.
Summary: It's true that he's no Mr. Right, but that's only part of the problem. He just hasn't found the right girl yet.
A/N: Beta'ed by the wonderful and good-looking [livejournal.com profile] cameroncrazed.

He holds the world record for most active sex life ever enjoyed by a high school student. )