edit to add: I was once kicked out of a history class because I accidently spoiled the ending for Soylent Green. The teacher was talking about how it was a "powerful commentary on the human nature with a truly terrifying twist at the end," and I, thinking of the first movie-with-a-twist that I knew, poked a friend in the side and said ":D Soylent green is peopleeeeee!"
The teacher immediately stopped and glared at me. He looked like he wanted to murder me. "Outside," he said, in the fucking scariest voice I'd ever heard. And then he went on to tell me how I'd ruined everything and original sin was all my fault and pretty much everything could be blamed on me.
There's some folks out in Utah I hear who publish their own fanfiction about it. Something like "Book of Mormon..." But you know the one character is a Gary Stu because he's an angel and stuff.
C3PO was built by child Vader. Chris is really Piper and Leo's future son. Jafar becomes a Genie and is trapped in a lamp. Harry and Ginny get married and have three kids. Aslan isn't dead. River kills all the Reavers
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edit to add: I was once kicked out of a history class because I accidently spoiled the ending for Soylent Green. The teacher was talking about how it was a "powerful commentary on the human nature with a truly terrifying twist at the end," and I, thinking of the first movie-with-a-twist that I knew, poked a friend in the side and said ":D Soylent green is peopleeeeee!"
The teacher immediately stopped and glared at me. He looked like he wanted to murder me. "Outside," he said, in the fucking scariest voice I'd ever heard. And then he went on to tell me how I'd ruined everything and original sin was all my fault and pretty much everything could be blamed on me.
I was fourteen. :\
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kickin' it old-school
JOCASTA IS OEDIPUS'S MOM.
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Man. I knew I shouldn't have skipped to the last page.
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Edited to say I love that there's a 39 in the subject line. :D
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Chris is really Piper and Leo's future son.
Jafar becomes a Genie and is trapped in a lamp.
Harry and Ginny get married and have three kids.
Aslan isn't dead.
River kills all the Reavers
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