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[cruiscin_lan]

Sometimes I wander into areas of the internet and find things best left undiscovered.



From UrbanDictionary.com:

Sylar: A Sylar is similar to an Abe Lincoln. When someone has passed out, shave their pubes and stick them to their eyebrows, forming something very similar to a monobrow, thus making them look iconic bad-ass Sylar from the TV show Heroes.

I don't know which is worse, to have this done to you or to be the perpetrator. Seems like a lose-lose for everyone involved. Oh, and I'm not responsible for anything you find if you look up what an Abe Lincoln is.

What about a badfic meme, you guys? The silliest prompts you can come up with, all anon?

Basically I'm looking for a way to get someone to write Lyle/Maya or any of my other total crackships.

ETA: PRETTY BANNERS. One's from the sylaire_awards and one's from the feedback frenzy for heroes_exchange.

You probably can tell which is which...

Comments

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

I... I don't even...

Is that slash or het?

[superkappa.livejournal.com]

Slash? I assumed Turtle was male.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

I don't even know how you can tell with reptiles.

Also, don't google "turtle genitalia" if you're suddenly curious about how to determine the sex. Just... a word to the wise.

[superkappa.livejournal.com]

Speaking from experience?

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

Recently gained experience, too. I thought I might be able to come back with a definite "girl or boy" answer.

As it turns out I had my safesearch off and saw a lot more uncut phalluses than I anticipated.

[superkappa.livejournal.com]

Ouch. image searching with safety off is like riding in the car without your seatbelt. Daring, but not always a good idea.