What is going on?

[cruiscin_lan]

I seem to have caught a bad case of troll flu.

I hope it's not as contagious as the swine flu.

ETA: Okay, now seriously, someone has way too much time on their hands. How do you handles this sort of thing?

Comments

[kathrynthegr8.livejournal.com]

Disable anon commenting for your journal.

Looks like you've made the big time baby! Your very own Troll. Now remember, don't feed them after midnight, get them wet... Oh wait, that's Gremlins.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

I think it worked.

[faded-facade.livejournal.com]

Disable anon comments or go entirely friends only.

Pretentions snit? Maybe I just don't have the complete mastery of the English language down yet, but I do not think it means what the troll thinks it means.

But go you! Somebody thinks you're important enough to troll you.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

Important enough, but not smart enough. It just took me a good five minutes to figure out how the commenting stuff works. But it should be screened now.