Happiness Meme, Day 5 (I think. Not so good with the counting).

[cruiscin_lan]

Fanfic maker?

It's not compatible with my OS, but my curiosity was piqued anyway. If anyone tries it, let me know how it works out!

Badfic makes me happy.

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[dragynflies.livejournal.com]

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.


This went on for 6 hours, before the girls got tired.
"thank you"
"Dont mention it"
Claire turned the h0t shower off, and they all walked into the living room.
Elle put her cloaths on, but Claire stayed naked.
"What did you come here for anyway?"
"Oh, yes, i came here to tell you Sylar has returned, and i need your help to defeat him"
"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your erotic quest!"
"No time for that!, you will have to stay naked.
Elle then removed her shirt, so she would look sexier!"
"oh, thats ok, gives us more time to admire our hot female bodys"
"yes, i love running around naked, my breasts bounce around in sexy ways!"
"Wed do anything for you lover".
Elle then removed her shirt, so she would look sexier!
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!"
"ok!"
"And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

Who is thanking who for what? What are "cloaths"? What is their erotic quest?

Moar plz continue update soon! LOL.

[dragynflies.livejournal.com]

Um, the scene before that was shower sex, but they fucked up the pronouns and Elle ended up with penis, and it was all bad, and not in the good way.

Cloaths are what Slyar, Clair and Ele wear, God, don't you know anything?

THEIR EROTIC QUEST IS GOING AFTER SYLAR.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

This badfic has exceeded happiness and instead has brought me joy. Joy, I tell you.

[ashesfor-trees.livejournal.com]

damn, I have a Mac! LAME, programers, LAME.

[cruiscin-lan.livejournal.com]

Samesies! Macs pwn. Or something.

[di-elle.livejournal.com]

one (just one paragraph):

"And then Elle met Sylar and she said "omgosh you look big and scary". Sylar laughed.
"I came here to kill you, but now I know I cant. I I..your going to kill me arnt you?"
"No, why should I? Your a Emo like me. Look deep into your heart you know it to be true.
Elle looked deep into his soul, and saw the truth. She was one. She was on the wrong side all along.
She left who she wrongly thought were her friends, and joined her true family.
And so they lived happly ever after as Emos


(mmm... 3.09 "cell of electricity"? that's scary!!!)

and two (this is *complete*):

Adventures of Sylar

Once apon a time...
Sylar woke up next to Mohinder
(earlier that week he found out he was gay)
Nathan is back, there is a disturbance in the force
"If he is back, then he must have survived that fall!
"Indeed"
Suddenly Elle came in quickly.
"Nathan is back, he has killed Claire and Peter!!!"
"shuzbutt" screamed Sylar
The scream was heard for hundreds of miles, echoing into the sadness of the black dark nighttime air in the atmosphere
"He is trying to take over !"
"You must know one thing, one vital important fact that will be his fatal weekness...you must know this,ok, pay carefull attention and take note for if you fail to listen the consquences will be terrible.

Meanwhile, When they reached a quite spot Mohinder took Sylar to one side.
"I know, you know"
"You know" He winked.
"No, I dont Know!"
"I know you are a homosexual"
"I am not!"
"Yes you are"
"I am not!"
"Yes you are"
"I am not!"
"Yes you are, its ok, you know, because I am too and so is my lover Mille"
"oh..ok. Yes I am" he said emotionaly, like a heavy berdon of weight lifted from his back.So they kissed and went on their way...listen well to my word...
This is his akilies heel
In order to defeat Nathan you must..you must...you must...."
At that moment Elle droped dead on the floor,a DVD sticked out from her back
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" he repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am upset!"
"There there, hero." Mohinder patted Sylar on the back.
"Thanks, thats better :)"
"Look! She has something in her hand!"
Inside was a secret encripted, coded note:

"The cheesescraper emerges from the mobile phone as the cat of evil returns."

This must be a clue!
lets go!
The game is afoot!
So the ever so gallent team walked onwards into the jaws of villian that hasnt happened yet!!....
Ages of Moons survived before they reached their destination
"Oh, look, we are at our destination we had to arrive to!"


Sylar followed the screaming till he reached his brother, who was being tortured.
"Sylar! Over here! quick! help me! It hurts"
Then Sylar saw the final boss, who had been torturing his brother.
Sylar shot bullets from his gun really fast and the bullets went WOOSH! and hit Nathan in the eyes and then he couldnt see.
Sylar said "I will now have me revenge on what you did to me that time!" and shot the final boss in the head and the the final boss fell.
Sylar said "He is dead now, you is safe"
"Thank you!"
"Glade I could help, brother"
"But you should come earlier next time!" and they laughed.

The End.

this one is absolutely fantastic! LOL!