Title: This Way to the Egress
Characters: Sue Sylvester/Howard Bamboo
Word Count: ~1100
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Vitamin D made them do it. Spoilers up to "Vitamin D," appropriately.
Summary: Sue's interested in the Howard's wares, and we're not talking sheets 'n things.
A/N: Written for faded_facade, who won me in the help_haiti fandom auction.

( One time I brought cake. It was thumb cake. )