Title: Returns, Refunds, and Exchanges
Characters: Howard Bamboo/Santana Lopez
Word Count: 1034
Rating: R for sex
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee then all proceeds would go to the Howard Bamboo Legal Defense Fund.
Spoilers/Warnings: Santana is underage.
Summary: Howard Bamboo is working the customer service counter when Santana Lopez wants to make a return, leading to a much sexier transaction.
A/N: Written for a prompt at the glee_kink_meme.

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