At heart, you are a tapir: noble, terrifying, and rather hilarious. At other heart, you are Howard Bamboo: loved by all who have good sense. At third heart, you are Figgins: ruling over us all with a sense of morality and a fear of vampires. I am now out of hearts. I think you are awesome and super-funny, and I should have added you aaaaages ago. I was a fool but then I saw the light and now I get to read your awesome, fluffy, fantastic posts. You are the queen of LJ.

_{Explanation: Compliment Spree!}