I have no shame.

[cruiscin_lan]

mrstater tagged me for a meme, but I'm too lazy to click and find out exactly what it was. Something like "five things I wish people would ask me." It looked like it involved a lot of linking and stuff, so I'm doing something completely different.

Five embarrassing tidbits!

Sometimes, for the sake of expediency, I will undo my pants before I've reached privacy. This is partially because I have no shame and partially because I always wear cute underpants and I'm not afraid to show it.

When using a public restroom, I always sacrifice the first few sheets to the toilet gods. I'm afraid of them being touched by the last person using the restroom, so in the bowl they go.

I say the alphabet while I pee. I think that habit started in kindergarten.

Several times I've noticed while using the restroom that I've been wearing my underwear inside-out all day.

Once I even discovered that I was wearing a thong sideways.

Because obviously all this time I've secretly wanted everyone to ask me about my bathroom habits.

Also, isn't "tidbits" a funny word? It totally sounds dirty to me now.

And if you think I post too many silly polls, now's the time to tell me.

HONESTY MEME