Is this a sort of alternate version of 'The Day the Condom Broke: A Tragedy In Three Parts?
No, this is The Man Who Came Too Early.

Is he going to marry her???? Are they going to keep it???? Will the child live to the age of five??? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!
OMG CAPSLOCK AND EXCLAMATION POINTS AAAHHHHH

I figured I'd post this because it seemed complete enough to be a standalone, but also leaves room for more if there's enough "plz continue" comments - or, really, I'm a sucker for one really enthusiastic one, but I'm not making any promises. ;)