He knows I am obsessed with Sylar and Mohinder and that I geekily talk about Heroes on TWoP (but then he got an account as well to theorize about Lost). And he knows I write secret stories that I won't let anyone read, but I tell everyone that I'm working on my novel about 18th century Paris (I mean, I do have a huge idea about it, but I haven't started it). But does he know I'm writing Heroes slash fanfic? Gah... I don't think he even knows what fanfic is, and he would rake me over the humiliating coals if he ever found out I read it, much less wrote it. Especially the porn. Oh god. I live in abject terror. He's really mocking.