1. I still maintain that whatever it is on that lunch tray was an art project and was never intended for consumption.
2. I challenge you to post more high-school-era writing. You know, for the lulz. :)
3. Peach!
4. Your fic is typically beautifully written. I mean, besides technical execution (because properly used commas go a long way!) you have style and elegance in your writing.
5. Potatoes aren't animals, so I'll have to go with a cat. A gray one.
6. Where have you been lately? Aside from the cleaning-out-the-keyboard post, I feel like I haven't seen you around much!