Baby blues? Baby cordon bleu?

In honor of Baby Matt Parkman, can y'all write/rec me some babyfic? I don't care if it's het or slash or gen or fluffy or smutty or angsty, I just want a character who can put its feet in its mouth. Any pairing, any baby.

Except no baby pairings. Unless it's Daniella/Noah Gray! Wait, what?

This post brought to you by not enough sleep last night at all.