I read this before going to work today, and I honestly feel it's the perfect way to start off a great day. Forget a bowl of cereal and milk, Will/Sue has all the nutrients and scandal required in a well-balanced diet. They're also the closest thing I have to a het OTP in Glee. Wish they had more fic.
If she didn't know any better, she would have sworn that the Glee Club was responsible for inseminating her head cheerleader, forcing her removal from the squad.
This is so Sue that I can't understand how she hasn't said it on the show yet. Also, oh wow, the mental pictures alone . . .
"I almost wish you'd said something sooner."
"I beg your pardon?"
"My ex-wife wouldn't let me touch her while she was faking that pregnancy," Will admitted. "And Emma isn't exactly satisfying my needs, you know? She cried for an hour when my elbow accidentally brushed up against her breast." Will shook his head, but then he met Sue's eyes intensely. "Besides that, your constant debasement is a turn-on. You get me riled up, Sue. You get me riled up in ways no other woman can. And if you're willing to get off the Glee Club's case for this, well, it's a win-win for everyone then, isn't it?"
Perfect. It's all the justification this ship needs, a million pairing essays rolled into four lines of dialogue. Besides, Will is used to women deriding him! Terri and Kendra don't talk to him in any other way.
Schue wasn't fazed by his obvious failure to get her off - perhaps by now he was used to it.
Will is such a patient, giving lover.
"Never," Will said, gasping as Sue twirled her fingers inside him. "Terri was never into this kind of stuff. I heard it feels really good on the prostate, though."
"It does," Sue replied. "I speak from experience."
Oh god, I laughed so hard. I love the ongoing mystery of Sue's genitalia in the show, so thanks for bringing it into the fic. And I love how open Will is to whatever happens. He comes across as someone who wishes to meet his partner's desires and not close himself off to anything. On the other hand, Sue is obviously the dominant partner, but in a consenting sort of way. It could almost work between them! :'D
So yeah, I laughed, I screamed. Thank you for writing it!
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If she didn't know any better, she would have sworn that the Glee Club was responsible for inseminating her head cheerleader, forcing her removal from the squad.
This is so Sue that I can't understand how she hasn't said it on the show yet. Also, oh wow, the mental pictures alone . . .
"I almost wish you'd said something sooner."
"I beg your pardon?"
"My ex-wife wouldn't let me touch her while she was faking that pregnancy," Will admitted. "And Emma isn't exactly satisfying my needs, you know? She cried for an hour when my elbow accidentally brushed up against her breast." Will shook his head, but then he met Sue's eyes intensely. "Besides that, your constant debasement is a turn-on. You get me riled up, Sue. You get me riled up in ways no other woman can. And if you're willing to get off the Glee Club's case for this, well, it's a win-win for everyone then, isn't it?"
Perfect. It's all the justification this ship needs, a million pairing essays rolled into four lines of dialogue. Besides, Will is used to women deriding him! Terri and Kendra don't talk to him in any other way.
Schue wasn't fazed by his obvious failure to get her off - perhaps by now he was used to it.
Will is such a patient, giving lover.
"Never," Will said, gasping as Sue twirled her fingers inside him. "Terri was never into this kind of stuff. I heard it feels really good on the prostate, though."
"It does," Sue replied. "I speak from experience."
Oh god, I laughed so hard. I love the ongoing mystery of Sue's genitalia in the show, so thanks for bringing it into the fic. And I love how open Will is to whatever happens. He comes across as someone who wishes to meet his partner's desires and not close himself off to anything. On the other hand, Sue is obviously the dominant partner, but in a consenting sort of way. It could almost work between them! :'D
So yeah, I laughed, I screamed. Thank you for writing it!