Thank you for the recommendation of Elbow and, doubly, for the example poll - I'm highly averse to leading questions and unarticulated responses (I want to know why people didn't like things - yes, this is an entitlement issue, but I'm not quite ready to say "because it is an entitlement issue, it must BEGONE" just yet), but I suppose that simple finish - like - dislike thing is open to further elaboration and does have that visceral "yay, someone likes it" factor. So I might try it.

Do you find the joke poll option skews the feedback when people like me just select that one and nothing else?