So, this isn't helping me tone down my Rachel love. At all.

First things first: I love how formal and proper she is while writing in her diary, because what she's actually doing is writing her autobiography. THIS GIRL, SERIOUSLY.

I aww'ed out loud when the clothes came out of the bag. No wonder Puck felt like shit. Sometimes I wonder if Rachel's parents know about the slushies.

I don't even know what to say about your writing, it's just that amazing. I felt like it really was Rachel writing it.